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Why is it that...

Saturday, September 18, 2004

...everyone who says "I believe in individuality and personal expression" looks like an idiot? Just a thought.
Here's another one:
So the U.S. Congress has gone ahead and let a bill banning automatic weapons lapse. What's this mean? It means that Joe Sixpack can now purchase and own an AK-47. Who else can? Mohammad Terrorist (or Joe Terrorist, for that matter). I'm sure this brilliant move by Congress will certainly help in the 'war against terrorism'.
And now for some pages from my 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar:

Sept. 10.
Q: How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
Q: Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
Q: Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
-actual testimony recorded in court transcripts

Aug. 28.
"We have to raise the car-rental tax as high as we can possibly do it...We have to look at opportunities like that just to screw them."
-Salt Lake City mayoral candidate Jim Bradley, explaining his thoughs on how to welcome visitors to the 2003 Winter Olympic Games in Salt Lake City

Aug. 27.
"And it's warm and wet in the city this morning. Let's find out how Isabelle Lange is - warm and wet as well?"
-TV newsman talking to the female weather forecaster

Well, I suppose that's all for now.

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